食物程序员

今晚吃这个。
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没有名字的拌面,没有菜谱,步骤时间也是自己掌控。想放什么就切丁,丢到锅里炒。突然想吃鸡蛋了就把已经放到水池里的锅再拿出来煎一下。

切胡萝卜的时候想,什么程序可以让切胡萝卜丁更高效一些呢?是像我一样,先切横截面,再将几个横截面摞起来,垂直切三刀,然后平铺切丁,还是另有秘诀?大厨必定知道其中的算法吧!应聘时,是不是可以像程序员一样,show出几个有着高准确率的高速算法?

切芹菜丁时,发现芹菜丁比胡萝卜丁好切多了——只需在芹菜杆上竖着拉几刀,将一条一条的芹菜并拢,再切它们的横截面就好了。果然目标不一样,算法设计也要不一样。Object Oriented真是无处不在!

不过,如果真的有了所谓的“食物程序员”,那么做饭的乐趣也少了大半吧。做饭是件感性的事。最自在时,各种称量物品也可通通舍弃。不常见的食物也可以互相混搭。我有些慢慢接受:You are what you eat。我不奢望自己吃得更好,只希望吃得更用心。

以上写于19:16
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以下写于23:15

突然想到,好像胡萝卜也可以按照切芹菜的方法切(?)

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